The world's most convincing fake spreadsheet. Type anything. Impress everyone. Accomplish nothing.
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Enter your keywords, pick a theme, and start typing. Your colleagues will be very impressed.
Enter a few words from your job so the spreadsheet looks relevant to whatever it is you do.
Pick a theme:
Just a completely normal person doing completely normal work things.
Press ESC again to returnPress B when your boss approaches. The screen erupts into a frenzy of activity. They'll think you're solving something urgent.
One ESC key press flips to a convincing "meeting notes" document. For when you need a hard reset, immediately.
Enter your actual work buzzwords. They flash across the screen so everything looks vaguely related to your job.
Excel, Google Sheets, or Bloomberg Terminal. Each indistinguishable from the real thing at a casual glance.
Click around, type anything. The spreadsheet responds like you're doing real, important, number-related work.
Fake progress bars. Spinning save indicators. Mysterious formula errors that resolve themselves. Immaculate.
Type in a few terms from your actual job so the spreadsheet looks industry-specific.
Excel for the traditionalist. Sheets for the modern worker. Bloomberg if you want to go method.
Mash keys. Click cells. Look furrowed. The screen handles the rest.
"My manager walked by three times. Each time I hit B. By the third pass she asked if I needed help because I looked 'too focused.'"
"I've been running the Bloomberg theme for two weeks. My colleagues think I've had a career pivot. I've been asked to present to the board."
"Minus one star because I got so into it that I started actually trying to understand the fake formulas. This app is dangerous."
*Testimonials may be illustrative in nature. Any resemblance to real productivity is coincidental.
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